
Cracker Barrel Auction offer
Auction Spear offers to Auction Off Cracker Barrel’s wasted woke Décor that no one likes!
Have you looked at the new Cracker Barrel signs and remodel and thought, “Wow, I’d love to own that soleless new sign, three-legged rainbow chair, or the portrait of the CEO who nearly destroyed Cracker Barrel”?
Well, buckle up buttercup, because Auction Spear announces that we’re offering to auction off every last piece from Cracker Barrel’s new wasted restaurant remodel inventory! That’s right, everything from the woke butter churns, to the misspelled word peg board game that is more concerned about offending anyone than letting people have fun.
Imagine the Possibilities:
Decorate your man cave with a soleless “Cracker Barrel” sign to depress your friends.
Spice up your office with a woke misspelled word peg board that is no longer fun.
Impress your neighbors by hanging an autographed picture of the airheaded CEO who thought up this insanity.
And yes, those checkerboards they decided to remove entirely, they’re included too. We don’t make the rules, we just auction the stuff.
So, whether you’re a diehard Cracker Barrel remodel fan, a collector of useless woke sign décor, or you just want to confuse your HOA, Auction Spear has you covered.
Nothing says “I’ve made it in life” quite like eating pizza rolls under a soleless sign that nearly everyone hates!
Hopefully Cracker Barrel agrees and hires Auction Spear to let the auction ride!
👉 Sign up free today at www.AuctionSpear.com and find out what else we have for you.
